About Me... Us? IDFK

14th Century Spice Merchant

About Me... Us? IDFK

So, you're either here from Himalayan Pool Party or Case Open (your order will tell me which one). My name is Liam. I'm the owner of this store and I am also a founding member of both HPP and CO. So since I'm in running both projects, why not put both projects' merchandise on the same website?

I package up every order on my own or with my imaginary girlfriend either from my family's home or my uni bedroom, so please be patient if your order takes longer than expected to be delivered. I also include a handwritten note in every order thanking you for your support so hold onto that and sell it on when I'm famous and die an early death. Some orders may also come with random extras like stickers or posters whenever I'm feeling generous.

Why '14th Century Spice Merchant'? It's an inside joke from an HPP studio day (the day we recorded 'Buck's Fizz' to be exact!)

Now for the super important bit. Refunds/Returns are only available on orders in which an incorrect item was received. So if you order a large baby pink Case Open hoodie, but receive a Himalayan Pool Party mug, you may return your order and once I receive it I'll refund you. If, however, you order your pal a medium Himalayan Pool Party tee, but they can't get it over their fat moon head, you will have to improvise and turn it into a tote bag. Unfortunately, I cannot offer free returns because I am in thousands of pounds of student debt.